The Sinister Mr. Corpse

The Sinister Mr. Corpse Zombies Sometimes They Rise From The Grave, Hungering For Human Flesh Sometimes They Re Created By A Mad Scientist Intent On Forming An Unstoppable Army Of The Undead Sometimes The Zombie Plague Is Transmitted By A Horrific Virus And Sometimes, They Re Resurrected In Front Of Millions Of Viewers As Part Of A Live Primetime Television Special.This Is The Story Of Stanley Dabernath, Zombie A Regular Guy Who Dies, Is Brought Back To Life As A Ghastly Walking Cadaver, And Becomes The International Sensation Hailed By The Press As The Amazing Mr Corpse Fame Wealth Groupies Despite His Ghoulish Appearance, Stanley Finds Himself Living The Dream.But In Many Ways, It S Harder To Be A Celebrity Than A Zombie The Suits Behind Project Second Chance Want To Tell Him How To Behave In Public It S Difficult To Enjoy A Simple Restaurant Meal In Peace There S Constant Pressure Coming At Him From All Sides Not To Mention That Many People Consider Him A Vile Blasphemy That Should Be Erased From Existence.And Does Project Second Chance Have Stanley S Best Interests In Mind, Or Is The Real Reason Behind His Reanimation Something Much Sinister With Loads Of Relentless Action And Characters That Make Reading Seem Like Eavesdropping, THE SINISTER MR CORPSE Will Have Even The Biggest Stiffs Among Us Laughing All The Way To The Grave Rue Morgue Those Expecting The Typical Apocalyptic World Full Of Flesh Eating Corpses Will Quickly Realize They Are In For A Different Treat Altogether For Those Familiar With Mr Strand S Popular Andrew Mayhem Novels, Take The Witty Banter, Sharp One Liners And Laugh Out Loud Moments, Then Turn It Up A Notch Or Three Horror World Stanley Dabernath wonders what is going on He awakes on stage in a reanimation TV special vaguely reminiscent of Geraldo and Al Capone s vault Stanley has been resurrected From there, he is in for a wild ride Becoming America s newest celebrity, Stanley embarks on a whirlwind ride of reality shows and special appearances It turns out that being the world s only real walking, talking and swearing zombie is quite profitable This is very much an hilarious, tongue in cheek commentary on modern Stanley Dabernath wonders what is going on He awakes on stage in a reanimation TV special vaguely reminiscent of Geraldo and Al Capone s vault Stanley has been resurrected From there, he is in for a wild ride Becoming America s newest celebrity, Stanley embarks on a whirlwind ride of reality shows and special appearances It turns out that being the world s only real walki
A highly amusing satire on celebrity culture Almost makes me want to be a zombie when I grow up But not really. Overwhelming majority of zombie fiction deals with humans trying to survive the the world of zombies The really clever original and some of my personal favorites deal with zombies trying to survive the world of humans This book belong to the latter category and as such was a total treat Jeff Strand is a funny funny and super nice guy and his natural storytelling abilities and his awesome sense of humor made this such a fun read His title character is a 30 something loser brought back to Overwhelming majority of zombie fiction deals with humans trying to survive the the world of zombies The really clever original and some of my personal favorites deal with zombies trying to survive the world of humans This book belong to the latter category and as such was a total treat Jeff Strand is a funny funny and super nice guy and his natural storytelling abilities and his awesome sense of humor made this such a fun read His title character is a 30 something loser brought back to life by questionable means and in the process ends up beingalive without a pulse then he was while his heart was beating Hilarity, liberally interspersed with action, action figures, adventures, violence, witty banter, fame, fortune, necrophiliacs, crime fighting, graffiti, virgin blood and cannibalism ensues Not just a zombie novel, this was also a very clever satire on our
Stanley is a loser, nearing middle age with not much to show for it After he dies in a freak accident, he is brought back to life on live TV and starts his second life as the Amazing Mr Corpse He is now essentially owned by a corporation who are looking to cash in on his infamy, forcing him to do all manner of celebrity appearances When he begins to get cocky about his importance he is shown that a second death will be farunpleasant than the first and that he was not the scientific mi Stanley is a loser, nearing middle age with not much to show for it After he dies in a freak accident, he is brought back to life on live TV and starts his second life as the Amazing Mr Corpse He is now essentially owned by a corporation who are
With all the zombie books out there today, Jeff Strand s THE SINISTER MR CORPSE takes an entirely different approach to the subject More of a satire and a laugh out loud one, at that , on celebrity s, and their lives well in this case, post life.A story that could only work so well with this author Rezi Dabernath hat es in seinem Leben nicht unbedingt gut getroffen Mehr schlecht als recht h lt er sich mit einer Videoproduktionsfirma ber Wasser, die sich auf besondere Formate spezialisiert hat, die oft sehr extreme Dinge darstellen Doch das gro e Publikum bleibt aus und der Bankrott droht Was k nnte ihm da Besseres passieren, als von einem Milchlaster berfahren zu werden und in Milch zu ertrinken Stanley muss bald feststellen, dass ihn g Rezi Dabernath hat es in seinem Leben nicht unbedingt gut getroffen Mehr schlecht als recht h lt er sich mit einer Videoproduktionsfirma ber Wasser, die sich auf besondere Formate spezialisiert hat, die oft sehr extreme Dinge darstellen Doch das gro e Publikum bleibt aus und der Bankrott droht Was k nnte ihm da Besseres passieren, als von einem Milchlaster berfahren zu werden und in Milch zu ertrinken Stanley muss bald feststellen, dass ihn genau diese Sache ber hmt macht, da er vom Project Second Chance als erster Mensch vor laufend
The jokes come fast and furious and rarely disappoint in this Jeff Strand gem that pokes fun at zombies and reality TV Stanley Dabernath meets an unfortunate end in life but is given a second chance, thanks to daily injections by an organization known as Project Second Chance To tell you muchwould start spoiling it, but suffice to say it s an entertaining, speedy read I didn t want this to end.Purists might have trouble with me tagging this horror because it s not intended to be scary The jokes come fast and furious and rarely disappoint in this Jeff Strand gem that pokes fun at zombies and reality TV Stanley Dabernath meets an unfortunate end
Coming back from the dead can really mess up your life After all fame and fortune aren t all they re cracked up to be, especially when people want you to go back to being dead Not to mention you re now owned by a Corporation who controls the injections you need to STAY undead In another delightfully gruesome tale from Jeff Strand we get to meet the Amazing and Sinister Mr Corpse, whose foul decomposing body is only eclipsed by his foul language and sarcastic attitude Controlled by the Corp Coming back from the dead can really mess up your life After all fame and fortune aren t all they
Imagine Chevy Chase playing Fletch as a zombie that s what the main character reminded me of Pretty funny, kinda twisted, lots of fun The ending was a bit odd but didn t take away from the rest of the book. I m a fan of Jeff Strand His Andrew Mayhem series kills me I was super excited when The Sinister Mr Corpse made its debut, and 3 months laterI finished Not a good sign I love zombie books above all elseand I did care about Stanley, but for some reason, I just couldn t get into the story sigh.